Friday February 6
 
10:31
 
Is That A Pigeon In Your Pants, Or….

A man has been caught with two pigeons stuffed in his trousers after he got off a flight from Dubai to Melbourne.

BBC News

Monday December 1
 
08:35
 
Friday

I’m due to go to Thailand on Friday for Eyal’s wedding – but comments like this make me wonder whether that will be possible:

The government has started commercial services from a nearby military base but the waiting list for flights runs into weeks.

If it is taking weeks to get the people there out, what chance is there for me being able to get out on my scheduled flight? There is a distinct lack of real information.

Thursday November 27
 
11:02
 
Acting Like A Bunch Of Girls..

..is nothing new for Thais, but now they are acting like children too. Grow up people! Your government was only voted in a year ago – if you hated them then you shouldn’t have voted for them.

The PAD is a loose grouping of royalists, businessmen and the urban middle-class opposed to Mr Thaksin.

No it’s not.

The PAD is a big bunch of children who named themselves after a sanitary towel.

What astonishes me is that the King isn’t making a statement calling for the end of the protests. Whereas no-one listens to the British Queen, Thai people respect and follow their King. I am sure he could end this in seconds.

Wednesday September 3
 
23:40
 
Su-f’n-goi Mate

After booking flights to Australia I just found out I need a visa to go there. What is this, the dark ages?

More to the point, what about all the god-damn Aussies that are boozing about the UK on “let’s pretend to be an IT contractor” alcohol holidays that get no-questions-asked 1 year work permits – yet us Brits need to pay for a god-damn holiday visa to set foot in the country.

Bloody criminals.

Friday August 22
 
10:18
 
The Bodies Were So Hot That Police Could Barely Touch Them

You always think that the dangerous time for being in a plane is when it’s in the sky or landing – not during take-off.

A jet owned by the troubled Spanair airline overshot a runway at Madrid’s international airport and exploded into flames.

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“The scene is devastating,” said Pablo Albella, a Madrid city emergency rescue worker. “The fuselage is destroyed. The plane burned. I have seen a kilometre of charred land and few whole pieces of the fuselage.

“It is all destruction,” he added.

A police officer said the bodies were so hot that police could barely touch them and told El Pais the shattered wreckage bore no resemblance to a plane.

smh.com.au reports that no Australians were involved – presumably because they are all in London in IT jobs or drinking booze.

The flight was a code-share with Lufthansa. I have flown with Lufthansa a couple of times. One time, a few years ago, they refused to let me listen to my iPod because “Even though it is legal in the EU to use an MP3 player onboard, in Germany it is illegal.” If they spent less time on irrelevant crap and more time looking at the safety measures of their codeshare partners, maybe this wouldn’t have happened.