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Monday May 5
 
03:44
 
I Tried - I Really Tried

I really did try to give vista a chance. I really wanted to love the sidebar which showed the weather. I tried to smile when it took 10 minutes to unzip a 62MB file. But the last straw came when the NVidia graphics driver kept crashing every five minutes with “nvlddmkm stopped responding”.

How on earth could Acer sell a laptop with a driver that continually crashes?

So it’s now 3am, and I’ve just finished wiping the hard drive and installing XP.

For any Acer 5520 (or other Acer model) users in Japan, here are some tips:

1. Vista Ultimate allows you to switch language from Japanese to English using the MUI language packs. Home Premium does not. If you’re going to stick with Vista and want to change Home Premium to English, get Vistalizer. Just remember to change the language back to Japanese before installing SP1.

2. Vista doesn’t give up without a fight. The 5520 (and other Acers) has SATA drivers which no XP install CD can find. This page describes how to install XP on the Acer Aspire 5520 if you have a floppy drive - but I don’t. Instead I downloaded the files as recommended, extracted them using WinImage, then used NLite to create a new WinXP CD which contains the drivers. XP installed with no problem. This page provided all the XP drivers required for the 5520 after installation.

I cannot describe how much of a combination of pleasure and pain Vista was. On the one hand, I wanted a nice glossy toy to play with. On the other, it just felt so slow and buggy - aside from the display issue, I’d need to upgrade Photoshop, DVD Region Free, and probably a whole lot more.

It’s amazing to think that a single piece or hardware, which is make fully and 100% functional by XP, is crippled so severely by Vista. I only wish Apple would release MacOs X for PCs - they could take over the world.

As an aside, I’m deeply disappointed by Acer as a company. Not only does the NVidia driver crash continually under Vista, but Acer have plastered a “Warranty void if seal broken” sticker over the memory slot access. If you want to upgrade memory, you lose all warranty - unbelievably confirmed by a phone call to Acer. Luckily for me, I have a Bic Camera 3 year warranty (coast about 30 USD) and BC confirmed that they will still cover the warranty if I upgrade the memory myself and break the seal.

I really dont get how a company can advertise a machine as 1GB upgradeable to 4GB, and then tell you after purchase that if you want to do the upgrade, you will lose your warranty. They even include upgrade instructions in the user manual. Very dodgy.


Friday May 2
 
14:28
 
Retail Therapy

20080502 Acer 5520

I bought some computer goodies yesterday.

First was a new laptop: Acer Aspire 5520 AS5520-7A1G16.

Second was new memory (2GB) for said laptop, raising the specs to:

AMD Athlon 64 X2 (Dual Core) 1.9GHz
3GB Memory
160GB HDD
DVD burner
15.4″ screen

This isn’t a “power laptop” - I don’t play games - but for the price I think it’s amazing value: 69200 yen, about 665 USD, for a dual-core machine with 3GB memory. I paid nearly 3 times that for my Intel 2GHz Dual Core / 2GB laptop 2 years ago.

The reason for buying it at first was to replace the little Kohjinsha SA1 that sits beside me at work, to surf the internet, check email, etc. The Kohjinsha is great for travel, but using it with logmein to connect to my home PC is a pain: 800×600 screen trying to display a 1280×800 screen - not nice.

However, I’m going to benchmark it against my machine at home first. If there’s little difference (Intel Dual Core 2GHz, 2GB memory), I’m going to use the new machine at home. Not only will I appreciate the larger screen for viewing photos, but I’ll be able to get all my iTunes on the internal drive. My current home machine is also smaller, so it will fit better on my desk at work. In honesty, I want a nice desktop machines with multiple monitors at home - but I’m trying to resist that, because I don’t want to have yet more junk to carry from country to country. If this machine performs well, it’ll make it easier to resist splashing out :)

Speaking of small: Third purchase - new memory for my little Kohjinsha SA1.

I had no idea memory prices were so cheap these days.The 2GB for the Acer was just 4400 yen, about 40USD - that’s nothing.

My SA1 has been struggling running XP with 512MB and its little 500MHz AMD Geode chip. While looking for the Acer memory, I just happened to search for memory for the SA1 out of interest. If I’d known I could have upped the memory to 1GB for just 6000 yen, I’d have done it months ago. I’ll never get over the limitations of the processor - but for the price of 6 pints of beer, XP can now breathe.

The Acer hasn’t arrived yet - they will deliver it on Sunday. It comes with Japanese Home Vista Premium, so my first task, after slotting in the extra memory, will be either installing XP or an English version of Vista.

Links:

Acer Aspire 5520 AS5520-7A1G16 laptop (with 1GB memory): biccamera.com. Price is 64,800yen until the end of this weekend.

This laptop is not available in the shops, so with the help of Google Translate, I had to buy it online. What astounded me is that even though the website is Japanese only, when I phoned them up to confirm the delivery date after buying, I was able to talk with a guy who speaks fluent English. And they’re delivering on a Sunday. Cool.

Memory: Ark in Akihabara, found from Kakaku.com price matching site.

Kakaku is a brilliant site - I check the price of everything electronic there before I buy.

Ark is a shop that I didn’t know about before, though I knew the street it’s in. As well as very cheap prices on memory, I noticed they also have 4GB SDHC cards for 1,770 Yen - that’s almost giving them away!


Tuesday April 29
 
01:21
 
Tonight McDonald’s Called The Police On Me

20080429 No mayo allowed on Big Macs!

Why? Because I asked for mayonnaise on a Big Mac.

I kid you not. I have a 30 minute video to prove it, where I’m told by McDonald’s staff that it’s “impossible” to put mayo on a Big Mac - that if I want it, I have to buy a burger which has mayo AND buy a Big Mac and then they will put that mayo on the Big Mac. When I refused, they said “wait a minute” and five minutes later, four, yes FOUR, policemen turned up.

I’ve got to work out how to upload videos onto YouTube. Almost arrested in Japan for asking for mayo on a Big Mac. It’s ridiculous.

It almost reminds me of when I was trying to buy an S11HT - the big Bic Camera in Shibuya argued and refused to allow me to return it if there was no signal at my home or office, so I couldn’t buy it there. I then went to the small Bic Camera in Shibuya and they said “Sure, no problem” and even wrote on the contract that I could return the phone in 14 days if I had a problem getting a signal. Completely ridiculous. Just like McDonald’s calling the police because I wanted mayo.


Tuesday April 15
 
18:43
 
Vista and Popcorn Hour

On my recommendation, one of my friends bought a Popcorn Hour media server. Being a non-technical girl, I was given the task of setting it up for her. Sometimes I think the girls in my life use me only for my technical knowledge.

The Popcorn Hour can supposedly run without a hard drive, so to keep things simple, I hadn’t told her to buy a HDD. It had been hard enough working out how I could make buying a WIFI router easy for her - since she needed one of those also to set up a LAN.

I know the Popcorn Hour can’t run the built in Bitorrent client and file server if there’s no hard drive installed, but I thought it would still be able to see network shares. It turns out, however, that it can’t see samba shares either without the hard drive installed - well either that or the Popcorn Hour doesn’t play well with Vista shares. I wouldn’t put it past Vista to be the problem; I used it for the first time last night and it was, as expected, pants.

In the end, I had to run the media streaming server which Popcorn Hour make available for free. It kind of works, but sometimes the Popcorn Hour wont see that the server is running, and the only way to get it to recognise the server is to - unintuitively - toggle the “Support iTunes” option on and off. Weird.

I felt a bit uneasy leaving her with this slightly flakey setup. I hope I don’t start getting calls at 1am asking me to “make things work” because she can’t watch the latest episode of “Grand Designs”.

Aside: My friend’s Popcorn Hour remote is slightly different from mine - it’s a different colour, has slightly different shaped buttons, and has a strange “rb” logo with a hand. Strange.


Thursday April 10
 
09:59
 
Still Two Left

I solved one of my last two frustrations with Windows Mobile 6 EMonster this morning - I found out how to turn off the “beep” sound of systems alerts. The answer was staring me right in the face all along - unfortunately it was staring me in the face in Japanese, and my face doesn’t respond to Japanese.

Anyway, to turn off the “beep” of system alerts and the “beep” when you tap on the wrong place on the screen, go to the sound options and uncheck the first box. The reason I didn’t spot this before is that I took イベント (e-be-n-to) to be related to calendar events rather than system events. Should have looked up the kanji, I guess - but I can’t look up the kanji for everything, there is just too much.

I should be down to one frustration now - how to scroll a line/half page at a time rather than a page at a time - but I discovered a new one this morning: after downloading an MP3 to my phone, I can’t find out how to make it into an alarm or ringtone. It should be easy, right? I probably need to do some conversion to WAV or cut the MP3 short or find come obscure option, however.

As an aside, I really wish Microsoft would provide language packs for WM6. It can’t be that difficult - can it? They have experience making Windows multi-language, and Vista has language packs. Even the iPhone and iPod support multiple languages. 

Even if Microsoft dont want to bloat ROMS with English and multiple other languages, at least make them downloadable. Being forced to use Japanese rather than being allowed to switch to English is as annoying as doing a PC Windows Update and then having a pop-up remind you every 2 minutes that you need to reboot your computer… grrrr….


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