Thursday October 2
 
00:45
 
Empty Bollocks

With the bollocks that comes out of the Conservative party, how the hell can they expect people to start voting for them? Labour might be a pill of piss (and it takes a lot to get piss into a pill), but at least they don’t say crap like this:

And we know that our task is to take people with us, rebuilding our battered economy, renewing our bureaucratised NHS, repairing our broken society.

Who bureaucratised the NHS? It wasn’t Labour. Who battered our economy? The Tories screwed it up with the ERM and Labour recovered it – is it Labour’s fault that the US has screwed the world (funny that most of the US don’t know where the world is, but they still manage to screw it).

He also pledged a crackdown on Labour’s “spendaholic culture” – declaring war on quangos and government waste.

When was the word “quango” first coined? During Conservative rule.

A speech full of empty bollocks – like a man who has been at it all night to Paris Hilton vids.

“We will be tough!” and “We’re criticising Labour for the things that we started.”

Not that I can vote anyway..