Monday May 12
02:11
What I Want To Be
It’s taken me a long time to realise it, but tonight after watching The Apprentice USA Season 2 I can be sure: I want to be a big breasted kept woman married to a rich billionaire.
Life is so easy if you’re a woman: If you’re ugly - plastic surgery; if you have small breasts - plastic surgery; if you want to get laid/have no money and want to drink alcohol/bored of an evening - go to nearest bar and shout “who wants to buy me a drink?”